I’m absolutely delighted to think that someone somewhere, with whatever cobbled-together methods they’ve devised and whatever bits and pieces of whimsy and tinsel they picked up off the floor, did this. The best reason for creating something is always “Because why not?”

I’m eagerly awaiting the follow-up — “Hey, Take Some of This Cake Home (I’ll Never Eat All of It).”

And the b-side? A cover of Jay & the Americans’ “Come a Little Bit Closer.” Of course.

The Bryan & Katie No Love Band “Throw Me a Party”